5 Comments Every Girl with A Resting Bitch Face is Tired of Hearing

1. “Smile!” 


I am smiling. On the inside. 

2. “Are you mad at me?” 


No, I am not. But if you don’t quit asking, I am going to be. 

3. “You really don’t want to be here, do you?”


I’m actually perfectly happy here at this wonderful social gathering — in fact, I was feeling pretty darn fabulous.

4. “Well, you don’t look excited.”


I am, it’s just that my facial expression doesn’t allow me to convey it. 

5. “You look so much nicer when you smile!”


Do I?


Well hey, at least you’ll save yourself from any wrinkles caused from smiling. Ha ha. But, if your resting bitch face is really making you feel insecure about yourself, there are some clinical solutions that will help you.. well, turn that resting bitch face upside down. 

Natural Dermal Fillers for Face and Lips 

Having a down-turned mouth usually adds on the that RBF that you’ve been rocking. Having natural fillers will restore fullness to lips and aid in countering that stern face that you have been rocking. 


Hyaluronic acid fillers come in special formulations that are specially designed to create the beautiful looking lips you desire. Whether you’d like to have softer, fuller lips – or just add a touch of volume in the lip border to give a more sculpted look – hyaluronic acid is the perfect treatment for you. 

The Ultimate Eyelift Program


Having droopy eyes may be adding to your resting bitch face. This ‘eye-opening’ program is designed to optimally tighten and lift sagging skin over six gentle little-to-no downtime sessions of collagen strengthening lasers for the upper and lower eyelids. 

Giving your eyes a gentle lift may just help to take down that resting bitch face down to a notch. 

Miracle Lift


If you’re not looking to go near needles anytime soon, Sloane Inc’s Miracle Lift would help to give your skin a boost so that your skin looks lifted and gorgeous even without makeup. With regular use, it will lift your skin overall, making it look firmer and younger. 

Vitamin A Eye Renewal Cream


The skin around your eyes will get a wonderful boost from this anti-aging treatment that reduces puffiness, sagging, and wrinkles in the eye area. It will make you look younger and more awake, and brightens up your overall look to eliminate that resting bitch face.

But hey, if you’re not concerned about it then who cares? You do you. 


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